Mercury
- Closest to the sun
- Like, tiny
- A really hot rock
Venus
- Crazy hot
- Thick atmosphere
- Rocky
Earth
- We live on it
- One moon
- "It's complicated"
Mars
- Robots are exploring it
- Two moons
- Cold and rocky
Jupiter
- Tons of moons
- Big ol' red spot
- Gas giant
Saturn
- Famous rings
- Hot interior
- Gassy
Uranus
- Blue gas giant
- Named after Greek God rather than Roman God
Neptune
- Blue gas giant
- Roman God of the Sea
- Stormy